WTMG’s Leo Faria: “I wouldn’t have minded Jesus Simulator‘s existence if I was able to notice some kind of care and sincerity were used when crafting it. I simply cannot accept such a pathetic excuse for a game to be infested with AI-generated content, being just barely functional (how can you make pressing the Enter button feel so unresponsive?), and just being slightly longer than the Steam refund period limit so an innocent duped believer can’t even get their hard-earned money back after beating/enduring it. I thought that criticising this game would have been blasphemous, but there’s no other way to put it: Jesus Simulator is the kind of blasphemy that should have been condemned and persecuted by the Spanish Inquisition, outlawed just like the Da Vinci Code book.”
